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Rejected Magnetic Poetry Kit Ideas
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| aug 9 - 15 |
| kinky, sardonic, jiggy wit' it |
| hi: 76 |
| lo: -14 |
Contributed by Terry Wellman and Bill LaViolette, August 2004
1. The Dyslexic Pertoy Tik
2. The Basque Language Poetry Kit - with 57 percent more C's,D's,X's,V's,Z's, K's, W's and Y's than other Magnetic Poetry kits!
3. Ebonics Poetry Kits: "Is you be or Is you not be?/Dat's wat I'm talkin' 'bout"
4. The Clear Channel Poetry Kit - Owns at least 40% of the poetry kits in most major American media markets.
5. Redacted Government Document Poetry Kit - Every fifth word tile is blacked out for reasons of National Security.
6. The MBA poetry kit (Costs $5,000 to buy. Get's recent biz school grad to write poem. Takes all the credit while vacationing in the Hamptons.)
7. Feminist Activist Poetry Kit: "in our struggles through herstory/strong womyn have fought the power of the patriarch"
8. Radical Islamic Terrorist Poetry Kit: "a thousand enormous deaths/to the aching capitalist dogs"
9. Girlie Men Politician Poetry Kit
10. Crack Whore Poetry Kit
11. Adult Incontinence Poetry Kit: "oops/I did it again"
12. NAMBLA Poetry Kit: [Ed. - For reasons of taste, we, the editors of 7 Day Forecast, have declined to run a sample verse.}
13. Guantanamo Bay Poetry Kit:
14. Sitting in Rush Hour Traffic Poetry Kit
15. Klezmer Music Lovers Poetry Kit
16. Proctologist Poetry Kit
17. Deposed Third World Dictator Poetry Kit
18. The Magnetic North Poetry Kit
19. Astronauts on Fire Poetry Kit (with apologies to Killing My Lobster)
20. No. 1 Draft Pick Hold Out Poetry Kit
21. Hillbilly Poetry Kit: "Worship Possum"
22. Plushophiles Poetry Kit
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