Aye Aye, Robot
Pirates of the Carribean meets Disorderlies. Aye Aye Robot stars Will Smith, who anchors this tale of a tough but tender sea captain and his crew of robotic first mates as they explore the oceans of 2035. When the captain insists on remaking old sea shanties as hip-hop jams, a robo-mutiny ensues. Co-starring Jenna Malone, Christopher Plummer, and Redman.

Collateral
Tom Cruise visits the bank to apply for a loan.

Just After Sunset
Having run out of shit to talk about, Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy share a peach tart in a Parisian cafe, while taking 87 minutes to complete the day's Jumble. The movie unfolds in real time.

Explosive Mussolini
From the producers of Napoleon Dynamite... Benito Mussolini, everyone¹s favorite 20th Century dictator (better luck next year, Pol Pot!) lived with his older brother in 1982, when he attended high school, tried to sweet talk girls, and doodled pictures of himself riding unicorns in his diaries. One afternoon following his only friend's poorly attended birthday party at Round Table Pizza, Benito has an incredibly powerful and noxious case of diarreah.

The Other Notebook
An amiable old man brightens the day of an Alzheimer's-striken woman not by reading her a story about two star-crossed young lovers, but a series of equations from his high school Algebra class. Like Good Will Hunting, A Beautiful Mind, and other Hollywood entertainments that feature mathematics as an undercurrent, no attempt to explain any aspect of mathematics are made in this film.

Still Bourne
When last we saw amnesiac Jason Bourne (Matt Damon), he had outwitted a number of evil CIA assassins and his own past as an international agent to be with his girlfriend on an exotic and unknown foreign island. Thoroughly bored by the lack of activity on the remote island, Bourne concocts elaborate prank phone calls, whereby he rings indifferent former co-workers and breaths heavily into the receiver, just to let them know he still exists.