Part of a series in which I imagine what it'd be like to record an album of my life, in different genres of music. This week, I recap what my life last week would be like if committed to a gangsta rap album.

1. Dead Baterieez (What I Gotta Do Wit Deez?)
2. Doggie Bagz
3. 3 'N The Mornin' (A 2-late Latte)
4. "Phone B***h" (Crosswordz Clue)
5. Get Wit Verizon
6. Fuck Tha Rent N-Crease
7. T Baggin' (Flew Seez'un, Yo)
8. Is Dat Whatchucallit (AKA Where's My Dictionary?)
9. Ooh! My Keez R Right Thurr!
10. Netflix-N-Da-Mail