By Maura Madden
When I told people at the beginning of February that I
was
planning a trip to Alaska at the end of the month, I
met with some resistance.
Just try telling winter-weary New Yorkers that your
vacation destination is
Alaska. They don't get it. In fact, they thought I was
crazy. And though they
assumed my travel plans were inspired by a bout of
insanity, they attempted to
reason with me nonetheless. Hoping to dissuade me,
they spoke of barren,
treacherous stretches of snowy flatlands occupied by
savage polar bears and
abominable snowmen. They warned me of the months in
which flesh would never
feel the warmth of the sun. They urged caution when
speaking of the kind of
cold that causes eyelids to freeze shut. They wondered
why I might subject
myself to this kind of torture.
Well, it was not for no reason that I went. The
mid-winter
trip to Alaska was inspired by a rare set of special
circumstances. What, you
might wonder, would inspire a girl to leave a cold
place only to arrive in a
colder place? No, not skiing this girl is not a
skier. Scientific research?
No, wrong again I am no ecologist, or any other kind
of -ologist who would
subject themselves to extreme temperatures for the
sake of gene or other sorts
of research. Did you guess yet? Well, yes, my
boyfriend is out there for two
months. So, as you might imagine, I decided to ignore
the Popular Opinion
Travel Advisory Board and just go. And I don't know
about how it is in the rest
of Alaska, but when it comes to Juneau, I am happy to
report that popular
opinion is way off.
Having lived in San Francisco, I have witnessed the
phenomenon of misguided popular opinion firsthand. But
the popular
misconceptions of San Francisco, as hopefully believed
by first-time tourists,
are positive rather than negative. Virgin San
Francisco tourists universally
anticipate the city to be a hot, sun-drenched land of
tan blondes. This is why
all tourists in San Francisco can be spotted wearing
their uniform of shorts
coupled with big, heavy sweatshirts that say "San
Francisco." Because
first-time SF visitors never fail to believe that
shorts and tee shirts are
what one is supposed to wear in California, and yet
they always get so cold
that they are forced to buy a souvenir sweatshirt.
These sweatshirts either
tout their supposed escape from Alcatraz or their
membership to its swim team.
And sometimes, if it's really cold, they'll buy a
zip-up fleece to throw over
the sweatshirt, for when it drops to approximately 20
below zero at night. They
just don't realize that San Francisco is not like the
rest of California. The
truth is, the city is almost never really
hot, and although many people are blonde, few
people are tan. No, months of
fog and rain do not lend themselves to cultivating a
good tan. In fact, I would
bet that the tan people in the Bay Area are all
recently back from vacations.
But I digress. San Francisco is wonderful, and the
weather is always better
than it is in New York, but I am here to tell you
about Alaska.
The Alaska people spoke of must be north of my
destination,
because Juneau turned out to be a great vacation spot.
It was 40 degrees, there
were no polar bears, and the green hills rose high
into the sky. I didnšt even
need the boots that my mother was hounding me to buy
for weeks before I left.
Were there glaciers? You bet there were! Did I go to
see them? You bet I did!
Did I climb on them? Oh, come on! No, I did not. I am
not the kind of girl who
owns ice-climbing equipment yet. But I was inspired
by Alaska. I want to live
there someday, for sometime, and be a Last Frontier
Pioneer Girl who climbs
glaciers and owns her own crampons. The
glacier had electric blue streaks! I love electric
blue! And there were tons of
waterfalls. When was the last time you saw a waterfall
in New York, let alone a
glacier?
Bald eagles soared above us as we walked along beaches
lined
with evergreens. A trail though the moist, green woods
was lined with trees
heavy with moss. The ruins of an old mining town were
stood out like a temple
in the thick fog. Everywhere we went the scenery was
like a picture perfect
picture.
A minor flaw with Alaska would have to be the food. I
had
imagined myself eating Alaskan king crab and salmon
for three meals a day, at
cozy little waterfront shacks and maybe a few nice
restaurants. But in
February, nothing is in season, so the eating options
leave a little something
to be desired. At a 'nice' restaurant in the downtown
area, my boyfriend
ordered a T-bone steak that would have been more aptly
described as "Fatty Fat
Clinging to a Bone Raft." Thinking I should be
adventurous, I ordered the
shark. It tasted like a Filet O Fish sandwich. And now
I feel certain that my
lifelong fear of being eaten by a shark will probably
come true, because
everyone knows sharks believe in revenge, and I ate
one! Oh, if only the salmon
had been in season! I would have had the tasty meals,
minus the potential for
vengeance. Everyone knows salmon are a peaceful fish.
Oh, Alaska, I recommend you! You, the most northern
state!
You, the largest state! You, the state that sells
donuts the size of loaves of
bread! You, the land of electric blue glaciers! You,
the Last Frontier! And I
didnšt even get to see your Iditarod, or your Northern
Lights, or your polar
bears or your killer whales, but I still adore you!
Yes, now that I've seen
you, Alaska, I only want to see more of you. And that
is a sign of true love.
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