1. rhinestone messenger bag
2. i would write you a letter, but hell has no zip code
3. my mind is for getting
4. at the body buffet, i'd have your back
5. heartbreak has no closing time
6. the last word in horrendous is 'us'
7. wish you found my woody magnetic [then i'd call it a magnet-y, not a woody (please come back)]
8. ms. sad eyes/happy crotch
9. it ain't love if it befriends you, dresses up like you, steals your boyfriend, then stabs him in the head with a stiletto heel (that's a movie, called 'single white female')
10. your calling me yellow has made me blue
11. pink slip day at the stupid factory