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Bug your eyes out and shout wagggh garble garble gayuryhhhhagg!
Hey, everyone's doin it!
Shout wagggh garble garble gayuryhhhhagg!
Wagggh garble garble gayuryhhhhagg!
Yeah, COLBY! now you've got it!
It's the Zombie garble and it's the feel good, blood spewing phrase of the summer. Of course it's all thanks to that charming little flick, 28 DAYS LATER, from the guy who brought you Trainspotting. Next to Capturing the Friedmans, I can't think of a better date movie to go to. I can think of better places to email, which is what the woman sitting to my left was doing throughout the movie.ÊWagggh garble Êgarble gayuryhhhhagg! I ended up biting her and infecting her with my rage just to stop her little clicking. It's a tiny keyboard, but I can fucking hear you. GO OUTSIDE, you Zombie tramp. "Hey where are you? I'm at the movies... and Wagggh garbleÊgarble gayuryhhhhagg!...." end transmission.
Once she left to feast on some small rodents, I was able to focus on the movie again. As opposed to Charlie's Angels Full Cock Grabber Throttle Machine, which is essentially a female version of Matthew Barney's films (several short spectacles in one, all about gender and inverting/subverting it, disguise, and slow violence), 28 Days Later is a good action movie AND a well made film. I enjoyed seeing the Angels while puzzling over the whole Demi Ashton romance, but it was cotton candy to 28 Days full blown funnel cake.
Go see this film, the eerie opening sequence wherein the main character wanders through an empty London are genuinely scary and moving.
Bewley-Wagggh garble garble gayuryhhhhagg! out |
