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I wish my name was something cooler. I say this because I just saw the Xmen movie. I think it is called X2: X Togetherness, or XTeam, or X Guys, Let's Do Some Cool Stuff.
Something like that.
But the point is, everyone has cool names. And they name themselves. Which I think is great. Why let our parents (who don't really know us that well right off anyway) name us. I mean who gives them the right?
I prefer something cooler. I mean Bewl is alright, and it works with a certain Hollywood starlet out there, (YES Cameron, I am talking to you! PS where were you the other night? I thought we were hangin out? Wha Happened?)
So I thought I would open up a contest to name myself after my own sub-human abilities. And here's the winner of the contest: Bewlverine. Thanks to everyone who submitted. It was a great contest. I think it really captures all that I can do. Like slice and dice at terror and burgers from Burger Joint with my adamantium-laced nubby protrusions that I call fingers. I TEAR INTO YOU! Be careful, Niman Ranch, choco-shake is coming in after you!
And here's what Bewlverine thought of the X movie. It was awesome. The story sucks, but after 28 years of reading comics books, the story is never the thing to look for. You buy for the high style and the art, and the kick-buttedness that is Wolverine (hey, that name sounds kind similar to mine!). I mean he is awesome in this movie. He kicks ass. His hair is horrible, but so is mine, so I can relate, you know? 'Nuff said.
I should explain that "nuff said" is a Marvel Comic's catch phrase that was often uttered by Wolverine in his exploits. I really read them! I am a dork!
Ok - so when I was watching the democratic debate in South Carolina, (DORK!) I started thinking how this field of eight or so, is just like the X men. There's the funny haired rebel (Al Sharptonerine), the black lady (Carolyn Mosley Storm), the brash young hot shot (John Iceman Edwards), the man who gets all steely when in trouble (Howard ColosDean), master of evil magnetism (Bob Grahamneto), that weird blue funny lookin' guy (Dennis somebody from Ohio - this guy looks like no one and is scary, warning do not vote for him - he might eat us), and the white haired girl who steals powers and ideas (Joe Lieberrogue). (That last one makes no sense.)
I was watching this and thinking how much better these debates would be with one simple addition: special effects! If every time John Kerry attacked Howard Dean, Dean could get all squirmy and then - hey, who cares? I am the only one watching!
Politics need ILM. And I need a little TLC (OK, Cammie? You email me, 'K?)
Bewlverine-slash-slash-out!
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