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Wow. What a freakin month! That little SF weekly blurb which talked explicitly about my personal battle with the bulge (thanks Ben!) has made me something of a local celebrity. I no longer enjoy the anonymity of my youth. It's like I am a chubbier, funnier George Clooney! The gawking and staring! Now if only they didn't think my name was Paul, and that I perform magic tricks. I don't know what that was about, but the next time you see Paul commend him on his recent magic show. And tell em Bewley sent ya!
ha ha...that'll really get to him!
It'll be our secret.
Seriously, I haven't been able to go to many public places, like movie houses, because of all the attention.
So until this maelstrom of Bewl-hunters slows to a passing breeze, I am waiting it out in my Bewley Bunker. I even broke down and bought a TV. It goes nicely with my room mates new DVD player. It was like Tom Cruise was in the room with me. I didn't even watch a Tom Cruise movie, but the effect was as if he was right there.
I have also been playing a lot of Paulstation 2. Luckily Paul and Apurva joined me in my pursuit of the evil Skorne. I am happy to report that the three of us successfully banished Skorne to the underworld! And we unlocked the Unicorn! YES!!! THAT IS AWESOME!! I AM A LEVEL 83 ARCHMAGE! HOW COOL IS THAT! I AM ON FIRE! YOU CANNOT STOP YNIK! THE MIGHTIEST PRACTITIONER OF THE MYSTIC ARTS IN THIS OR ANY REALM! FEEL MY TERRIBLE FURY!! THE LAIR OF THE DRAGON IS MINE!
Ok. Uhm...
So I guess what I am asking for fans, even though I love you, please don't stop coming to shows, but maybe stare a little less at Burger Joint, cause it's making me turn to my dork side.
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