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Oscar Predictions 2003   PDF  Print  E-mail 

Well friends, it's Oscar season again, and that means Oscar picks!
 And I am taking the lead on my other rabid film goers and posting my picks for Oscar's 75th year here now. For your consideration I offer my nominees for Oscar 2003:

 Best Actress in a Leading Role: Jodie Foster , Panic Room
 (step back Sissy Spacek - there's a new girl in town. ÊWhat we want is in not in the bedroom, it's in the panic room.)

 Best Actor in a Leading Role: Robin Williams, Death to Smoochy
 (HIGH-larious movie and Danny Devito is in it)

 Best Supporting Actress: Kirsten Dunst, Spider Man
 (did anyone else watch that pink dress in the rain scene! - hot, hot hot, sizzle me a sizzler)

 Best Supporting Actor: Frank Oz, the voice of Yoda, Attack of the Clones
 (I mean , c'mon this guy deserves something - A FLOATING CHAIR, people, A FLOATING CHAIR!)

 Best Picture: ÊSpider Man
 (it is going to fucking rock - it better win)

 That's the early lead.
 Who gives a flying monkey crap about best director, anyway. ÊHave a great night!
 -Bewley out.


 
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