My all-time favorite quotes from my roommate, Boaz
 Contributed by Paul Charney, April 2004

Hey Cats (snapping of fingers sound) what's going on?

 (in a Russian accent) Oh the weed is...it's so fuckin...the weed....

 Oh that reminds me (fart noise) (laughter)

 What do you think of my band's name? I mean is this a cool name for a band?

 Yeah, you know who's bullshit? Bush is bullshit.

 You ever feel like maybe not going to work?

 Do you think insurance is necessary?

 Yeah. You might want to get that checked out.

 Seriously though, Elvis Costello is amazing.

 Do you think it'd be cool if I use the living room to host a fondue party.

 (singing) Na na na nanana na na...