Contributed by JCW, April 2004

3/27/04

If I were that thin, I'd have a headache all the time.

 My face at rest makes me look like I want to kill someone.

 Why is it that the only people I know who eat trail mix are also the least active people I know?

 I think I'd feel embarrassed to use a grill that was named after me.

 In the movie of my life this cereal-eating scene would be on the cutting room floor.

 If I had to talk for two hours continuously on live television, I'd say some pretty stupid stuff too.

 That bird mascot has been flapping his arms the entire game.

 Cox must be a tough name to live with.

 You could make a cake out of anything and I'd eat it.

 Who cuts the hairdresser's hair?