Contributed by JCW, March 2004

The temps getting warmer means one hot thing: more fair weather parties, bbqs, and social gatherings. In this follow up to the James Bewley Original, JCW proposes his own set of nicknames. If you see him at your wedding shower or engagement party this season, be sure to hollah at him with one of these monikers...

 JEFFERSON!
 FLAVORBAGS!
 THE ENCHANTOR!
 DELTA BURKE!
 DAGWOOD!
 OATPUCK!
 WHO-LANSKE!
 BLOPSHKEEP!
 PARMESEAN!
 HOTJOBS!
 SARAH!
 POWDERMILK!
 DOWNTOWN BROWN!
 YAHOO! FINANCE
 PILLOWTALK!
 DIKEMBE!
 BEAN FEVER!
 GUY WHO BRINGS MIXERS!
 TOM LANDRY!
 DUNKLES!
 HE WHO EXCELS AT LIGHT PHYSICAL LABOR!
 TRIM TRIM TICKY TOO!


AND OF COURSE - SLICE