Contributed by MAD and MJV, March 2004

March Madness is coming up and our annual fixation with the Running Rebels, the Zags, the Boilermakers and perhaps even the Banana Slugs will soon be upon us. But a number of college basketball programs with hum drum names - Wildcats, Blue Devils, Deacons, Ducks, etc. - might consider adopting some of the following suggestions to up the interest in their drive to the Final Four.

 Happy Pandas
 Lady Sloths
 Lucky Worms
 Concentrating Concierges
 Super Seminarians
 Plucky Egrets
 Recently Naturalized Citizens
 Forever Young
 Burrito Supremes
 Partnership for a Lane Violation Free America
 Zoot Suits
 Foreign Policy Experts
 Fightin' Irish*
 Knuckleheads
 Diggity Dogs
 Fightin' Greeks
 24 Hour Dunkathon
 Gonzo Chicken Time!
 Jello
 Simply Irresistable
 Fightin' Lebanese
 Radiohead
 Elderly Gents with lisps and crooked smiles
 Farming for Fun
 Fightin' Tamils
 Scrub Dusters

*apparently this has already been taken a religious university in Indiana.