LOST

 
Atlantis
 Underwater metropolis home to men who are half human and half fish.
 Can't remember coordinates. I'm an oceanologist.
 Have spent a liftetime searching for lost city. Found it.
 Saw mermaids. Played with Tridents. Had to come up for air. Was hungry and had a snack.
 Forgot to write coordinates down.
 Always write things down. Lesson learned.
 Can't find city again. Ouch.
 This is not a joke. If you have any information please contact Lou Siegal at lostandfound@killingmylobster.com.