LOST:

MY BBQ TOOLBELT

 Last seen by the pool at my house here in Tulsa.
 GOSHDAM. Timing couldn't be worser. State BBQ championships next week down at Bixby Rotary Club.
 These are my tools folks. More important to me than my hands.
 If I could, I'd attach them directly to my elbows.
 I would have no forewarm. Just my Bbq tools.
 I'd be like a bbqing eddie scissorhands. Only instead of cutting you, I'd make you a steak or some ribs.
 I could cut you, or flip you with my spatula hand. But that's just not me.
 Please don't leave tools in the rain.
 And don't use oven mitt as puppet.
 This is not a joke. Please contact Kevin Sharkey at lostandfound@killingmylobster.com.