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CRACK COCAINE PRODUCTS

 Hello drug fiend.
 You forgot your bag of specialness at the multiplex on Thursday.
 This is some good stuff. The blow and crank look expensive.
 I'm sure this must've made your fiesta a little awkward.
 And a little less 'buzzed'.
 I've never tried Cocaine. I've thought about it.
 Rolled a dollar bill up once. Even bought a small cocaine mirror.
 But...I'm looking for someone.
 If you see this mayb...we could...you know...do cocaine together.
 This is not a joke. Please contact Bob Zuber at lostandfound@killingmylobster.com.