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THE 8th AMMENDMENT

 First flag burning. Now this.
 Somebody cold vicked the 8th Amendment. How did it come to this?
 This amendment was important. Even if nobody can remember exactly what is was.
 I think it was about women's right to keep a baby.
 Or about the freedom of tv and radio.
 Don't matter. Point is, it was law. Written by Tom Jefferson.
 People say that if you don't love America, then get the hell out...well I like America.
 I mean love it.
 I love America.
 This is not a joke. Please contact Nicole Tucker at lostandfound@killingmylobster.com.