LOST:

PRODUCTION OF GODSPELL

 This is bad. Our opening night is in two days.

 We're a local theater company here in Lincoln. Just trying to create art and theater.
 Members of community see production as blasphemous.
 Jeez. So wrong. Don't they know Godspell is just
 a reflection on the life of Jesus by ten performers who are dressed as clowns.
 I now know what Scorsese felt like.
 When will society evolve into a world of love and toleration.
 Production was last seen at Wet Tech. Please return cast, crew, set, lights, costumes.
 And props. And programs.
 Need it by tomorrow night and will give you two comp tix.
 This is not a joke. If you have any information please contact
 Sara Merkin at lostandfound@killingmylobster.com.