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LOST:  HE-MAN ACTION FIGURE
Oh my. He-Man is gone.
My most powerful and precious possession is gone.
I just spat on my keyboard.
Because I said all those Pšs. Like powerful and precious.
Shoot I just did it again.
Maybe I need to remind myself to say it and not spray it.
Pecker. Prick. Did it again.
Maybe I shouldnšt talk aloud while I write. But then Battle Cat would never hear me.
Please help me and the universe find its precious and pretty master.
This is not a joke. Please contact Peter Jacoby at lostandfound@killingmylobster.com.
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