FOUND:

JAPANIMATION SCREENSAVER

 I work at the Bic Corporatation.
 Yes. The pen, shaver and lighter company.
 Specifically in the the Round Stic division.
 The pen with a well balanced lightweight round barrel and is designed for long-lasting dependability.
 In fact I was lucky enough to work on the team which finally proved each Round Stic can draw a line up to 2 to 3 kilometers long.
 Man, that was a lot of butcher paper.
 She left me. My wife.
 Not because of the pen test. There were other reasons.
 Caught me off guard. Just as this change in my screensaver caught me off guard.
 These animated guys are fun.
 I'd like to keep them as friends. But I understand if they're important to someone else.
 This is not a joke. Please contact Michael Kass at lostandfound@killingmylobster.com.