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MY BROTHER'S HEADGEAR

HELP ME. My brother needs his headgear back. Has D&D tournament next week. Parents won't let him go without headgear. His favorite character is a cleric. I am scared. His jaw is narrowing with every passing second. The wedgie he got yesterday from the girl's softball team isn't helping either. Please help. This is not a joke. If you have any information please write me, Jessica Kagle, at lost@killingmylobster.com