(According to Me)
 Contributed by TRG, February 2004

 From a KML Pop! writers' session

1. Glass shoes

 2. Blind dresses (that's right, dresses made of the very thing you use to shut light out of your house.)

 3. Fruit Roll-up lingerie

 4. Glass eyes

 5. Prosthetic limbs

 6. Wheelchairs vs. cars

 7. Forts vs. houses

 8. Hat of rain (open bucket on top of head)

 9. The bonnet

 10. Full Puritan garb

 11. Loincloths

 12. Webbed feet

 13. Foil

 14. Finger stretchers

 15. Shields (like a knight, ya'll)

 16. Famous street signs trading cards

 17. Dressing like your parents

 18. Wooden teeth

 19. Carbonated Milk

 20. Being Blind