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| cramped, indignant, child-like |
| hi: 56 |
| lo: 27 |
Contributed by Brian L. Perkins, February, 2004
darkness. sex groans.
1: stop.
2: what?
lights up.
1: i think it would be really sexy if you talked more during sex.
2: really?
1: yeah.
2:ok.
lights down. groaning.
2: ok... ok... ok, ok... OK! OK!...
1: stop!
lights up.
2: what? am i hurting you? i applied generous helpings of water-based lubricant to the shaft and tip as per our conversation.
1: no. no. it didn't hurt. it's just that... i mean, you were just saying "ok" over and over again.
2: oh. i see. [slyly sexy] you want me to mix it up?
1: [also sexy] yeah. [getting very close] mix it up.
2: alright.
lights down. groaning.
2: alright... alright... OK!... alright... OK!... alright... OK!!!
1: stop!
lights up.
2: what? are you pregnant? you can't have gotten pregnant already.
1: no. it's just, when i said mix it up,i meant i want to hear what you're thinking about, what's going on in your head. not just vague synonyms of affirmation.
2: ok. alright. i mean... you know what i mean.
embrace. lights down. groaning.
2: [as if it is sexy] mmmmm...yeah... so.. i... ooooh.... oh! i've been thinking... unnnh... about switching cell phone plans... mmmm... and my DAD HAS COLON CANCER!
1: stop!
lights up.
2: should i not put my fingers there?
1: no. that was fine. it's just, i mean, is that what you're thinking about?
2: well, i think about a lot of stuff during the day. i'm a complex person.
1: but, when we're together, are you thinking about you cell phone plan?
2: oh no. i'm thinking about your sweet crotch hotness girldripping lovebutter on my mansicle!
1: well say stuff like that.
2: ok.
lights down.
2: OH NO!!! I'M THINKING ABOUT YOUR SWEET CROTCH HOTNESS GIRLDRIPPING LOVEBUTTER ON MY MANSICLE!
1: stop!
lights up.
2: what?
1: i think i just got pregnant.
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