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Still Even More Suggested Alternatives to 'SIncerely'
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| jan 26 - Feb 1 |
| relieved, warm, urine-soaked |
| hi: 56 |
| lo: 27 |
Contributed by JCW, january 2004
The third part in a series (part one here and Part 2 right here)
I'll have the Beefaroni,
Asshole,
How you like me now?
Pierce it,
Crotchsauce!
Like that's gonna work,
Flip it, skip it, see-ya-later-bye,
I just had an oops-y,
Free refills,
Cool it now,
Stick and move,
Gayer than you,
The first lie is always the hardest,
This will go on your offical transcript,
Cockadoodledoo,
Sniffing my watchband,
Yes, I did have my teeth yellowed,
Where is the love?
Can I go yet?
If I had some invisible ink this is where I would write the word 'pigfucker,'
Remember: we dwarves are natural sprinters, very deadly over shorter distances,
In a constant state of almost-climax,
Still seeking reparations,
I did it all for the nookie,
Poopstain,
It takes a village,
Freshly manscaped,
This is the part where I reveal that all of the above is sarcasm, so you'll have to read it over knowing now that I totally don't mean it,
The dress is Vera Wang, the hair is Supercuts,
In the midpoint of the early part of my late mid-twenties,
Yahtzee,
When it comes to this relationship, I am the captain,
I feel Punk'd, |
