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Soon-to-be Celebrity Cliches
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| jan 11 - 18 |
| eager, jumpy, full of gas |
| hi: 58 |
| lo: 32 |
Contributed by Anonymous, January 2004
1. A power pitcher with a southern drawl who doesn't think much of the big city. Misses the country and that's why he goes back there every summer.
2. The hardest of hardcore rappers. He actually used to be a drug dealer himself. But he never used. He was too smart for that.
3. The computer dork making millions on the cover of Businesweek. And nobody cares.
4. The charismatic NFL player who used cocaine and then became a Born Again Christian. And became boring and nobody cares.
5. The son of a famous novelist who's trying to paint.
6. The handsome star of a hit TV drama who naively leaves thinking he's ready for film.
7. The disgruntled artistic boyfriend of a beautiful Real World castmember. The male cast members feign interest in his tattoos.
8. The stand up comic who gets a TV show and has to play himself. They don't get that notion. They divorce their spouse immediately.
9. The lead singer of a mondo band doing weird duets with lesser known artists and classical musicians.
10. The babysitter, famous for totally letting us stay up late, watch TV, and get wicked stoned.
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