Contributed by JCW, October 2003

 "Instead of pay rises, bosses are now offering grander job titles to employees doing exactly the same work."
 -Guardian, October 5, 2003

Assistant

 Assistant to the Director

 Director's Assistant

 Assistant Director

 Associate Director

 Director's Associate

 Associate to the Director

 Managing Associate Director

 Direct Managing Associate

 Vice Managing Associate Director

 Creative Assistant Directing Management

 Creative Associate in charge of Direct Management

 Creative Assistant Manager of Direct Assignments

 Associate Manager of Direct Creative Assembly (supplies)

 Creative Assembly Associate of Assorted Direct Managing Assurance

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