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OVERHEARD AT THE INAUGURATION
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Overheard at GWB's Inauguration
By Terry Wellman and Bill LaViolette
"Jenna, this is not Margaritaville. Put that down before you wind up looking like Tara Reid...."
"Does this mandate make my butt look big?"
JUSTICE: "Raise your right hand..."
Laura Bush: "Think George, think. You know the answer to this one. C'mon honey, you can do it."
"Oh, look. There are some MoveOn.org protestors. They are so cute when they are angry."
"I've got your faith-based initiative right here, baby.""Oh my god, what is Matt Drudge doing to Bill O'Reily?!"GWB: "Good golly man this is a long walk. Can't we get a cab back to theWhite House.""I hear Rove will be running a Rhesus spider monkey in 2008."GWB: "Holy smokes, I haven't seen this much snow since that weekend inTijuana with my frat brothers."Chief Justice: "...do you, George Walker Bush, solemnly swear to uphold theoffice of the President of the United States?"GWB: "Hell, F%*kin' yea I do... $h!t, did Michael Powell f%*kin' hear that?Hello? Is this thing on? I'll just force him to resign."John Kerry: "Janet's last year and now this. What is it about b0ob$ beingexposed to the American public every January?"GWB to Laura Bush while walking down Pennsylvania Avenue: "You know, peoplesaid I'd get re-elected only when hell froze over. Well, I bet Lucifer isfreezin' his ass off right now. I sure am.""Do you have a anti-aircraft missile battery deployed in your pants or areyou just happy to see me?""I bet this isn't the first time the Twins have seen nine balls in onenight?""Didn't he wear that tie last year?"GWB: "Mandate"? I thought I signed an amendment banning that." |
