1:00 P.M. - L&O: NFLFollow the Law and Order team as they solve cases ripped straight from the pages of today's sports section. Episodes include "Finding the Real Killer," guest starring The Juice; "That Ain't My Baby, Dammit!," with former Carolina Panther Rae Carruth; "Nightclubbin'," with All-Pro Linebacker Ray Lewis; and "Ya Mon" with Ricky Williams. (Replays at 10:00A.M.) CC TVMA

3:00 P.M. - L&O: NBA
Law and Order hits the hardwoods as Hall of Famer's Bill Walton and Nate "Tiny" Archibald solve cases ripped straight from the pages of today's sports section that were not damaged by tearing out the NFL pages. Episodes include "You Call that a Gun?" with former NBA player/NBC analyst Jayson Williams; "Motor City Beatdown," starring Ron Artest, Jermaine O'Neal, Ben Wallace and special guest stars Bill Lambeer and Isaiah Thomas; and "BLACKJACK!" with former NBA legend Michael Jordan. CC TVMA

Who says you can't blame Mother Nature? Not the heroes of the Accu-Doppler Storm Tracker 2000, that's who. Channel 5's Flip Nightingale, Channel 54's Dr. Raul Stanmorgan and Channel 19's Brock Chokrate, as well as a crack team of neighborhood Weather Watchers, hunt down and prosecute various tornadoes, hurricanes and other malicious nature-related events. Mother Nature can run, but she can't hide from the unit's overtly sophisticated First Alert Super Accu-Doppler SkyTraK Storm Tracker Animated Radar and the cuddly and loveable Stormy the weather dog.  (Replays at 10:00 P.M.) CC TVG

5:00 P.M. - L&O: NHL

The league might be on indefinite hiatus, but that doesn't stop the team (Hockey Night In Canada's legendary Don Cherry and Lou Diamond Phillips) from following leads painstakingly pieced together with scotch tape and rubber cement from today's shredded sports section. Episodes include "You're Fired," starring St. Louis Blues Forward Mike Danton, who was recently sentenced to 7.5 years for plotting to have his agent killed; and "Name Your Price" starring a drunken Ed Belfour who offers cops $50,000,000 US to not arrest him after a bar brawl. A special after school episode, "My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad," has Jim Belushi and Paul Reiser as two Boston-area hockey dads who square off when a discussion about their son's playing time becomes heated. (Replays at 11:00 P.M.) CC TVPG (Available in both English and French)

6:00 P.M. - L&O: QEFSG Unit

Join the overly "Fab Five" as they clean up the city in more ways than one. Hijinks and calamity ensue in the pilot episode, "Life is a Cabaret," when"Liza with a 'Z'" squares off with "Diana Ross" in a back alley broken bottle fight that leaves one combatant looking "somewhere over the rainbow"and "hanging on" for dear life. Each episode features style, grooming and decorating tips for the whole family. (Replays at 12:00 A.M.) CC TVPG

Follow the Law and Order detectives (Vin) Scully and (Mark) Mulder as they solve cases ripped straight from a new copy of today's sports section. The show' s pilot episodes "Cream & Clear," stars a whole host of overachieving, oversized sluggers from the late '90s who try to avoid being exposed as drug abusers by banished 40/40 man, and special guest star, Jose Canseco. Then follow the team to Venezuela for "Ransom," where they scour the dense Latin American jungle looking for a pitcher's pilfered parent (starring Detroit's Ugueth Urbina and his recently recovered mom, Maura Villarreal). (Replays at 1:00 A.M.) CC TVPG

9:00 PM - L & O: DIYAre you a die-hard Law & Order fan? Devourer of crime novels? Smarmy, know-it-all second year law student? Court TV buff? Or do you think you can pull off the perfect crime? Well here's your chance to show off your game on L&O:DIY, a ground-breaking new series that combines Law & Order with the unscripted moments of reality television. Each week, a real life crime is committed by an 'armchair' criminal and then investigated by 'armchair'detectives. If the 'criminals' are caught by the 'detectives,' they are prosecuted and defended by 'armchair' lawyers in our state-of-the-art, 23,000 SF "Courtroom Stadium" presided by none other than former Los Angeles County Judge Lance Ito! And forget about a jury consisting of 12 of your peers, these trials are decided by you, the national TV audience via a 1-900 call in number. Cast your verdict of guilt or innocence as many times as you like during the allotted selection period. The following week, votes are tabulated and if a guilty verdict is returned, both the criminal and the defense attorney serve the time for the crime. If the verdict is innocent, the prosecution attorney and the detectives will serve the time. Winning attorneys will receive their choice defense or prosecution appointments in the district of their choice. Hosted by Ryan Secrest (for the Prosecution) and Carson Daily (for the Defense) and featuring Court Reporter Suzy Kolber. (CC) TV-14If you are a producer at NBC and would like to greenlight any of these shows, P&O'ed about L&O, or have Y&Our own idea for an L&O show, submit your brief to: fortyfootbuffet@yahoo.com.