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40 FOOT BUFFET: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!   PDF  Print  E-mail 

Rapper  50  Cent  and  middle-class  suburban  white guy bury the  hatchet - fortunately for those directly involved, it was not in each other."Bill" (left), Fifty and some other guy meet for the first time and decide that bustin' rhymes is better than bustin' caps.  

BY: UMBARA X
Staff Reporter
POW Sucka! Magazine

NEW YORK - Mid-30s Houston resident known only as "Bill" has publicly declared an end to his 12-day-old feud with multi-platinum rap star 50 Cent, despite the fact that the muscular, tattoo encrusted superstar publicly acknowledged that he has "no mutha-f***kin' idea who in the hell this 'Bill' muthaf***a is and what ever the f**k he's babbling on about.

If I do  see  him,  I'm  gonna take one of the muthaf***in' caps that's still lodged  in my muthaf***in' ass and relocate it into that muthaf***a's ass." Fifty's  comments on the matter were followed by a spokesman for Interscope Records emphasizing that the rapper's sentiments did not actually reinstate the feud, but rather put it to bed once and for all.
 
AP File Photo: "Bill" in recent mug shot after incarceration from fall
out from feud with Kenny Chesney.The  alleged  feud  began  shortly  after Bill viewed Fifty's video for his latest single, "Candy Shop," and declared, "How can anyone mumble  through a song  and call themselves a rapper is beyond me, but hey, at least he's got a never ending stream of hot chicks in his videos?"After  muttering  this  statement  to  no one in particular, Bill declared himself at war with the recording artist, vowing to figuratively "Knock the marbles  out  of  his  gold  teeth"  during  a "Rap Showdown" -- an event he envisioned  taking  place  at  Madison  Square  Garden  as soon as he could assemble  an  entourage and gather up enough vacation time to make the trip East.This  is  just  one  of several "battles" that 50 Cent has had to deal with recently, as he and his protégé, The Game, have been slugging it out -- both verbally   and  physically,  cumulating  with  a  dance-off  and shoot-out tête-à-tête  in  front  of NYC radio station Hot 97 FM, injuring one of The Game's crew members.
The  feud between these two was dismissed several weeks later when The  Game and  50  Cent during a joint appearance in Manhattan, although no statement regarding  the  feud  with Bill was made or really warranted. The Game told reporters  that  he had no comment on the matter as he has "no muthaf***in' idea  who that muthaf***a Bill is and if I did, I'd put a hot and spicy cap in  his  muthaf***in'  a**  just for muthaf***in' good measure and let that whitey  muthaf***a  know  where  I stand on this issue which I muthaf***in' know absolutely no muthaf***in' thing about. Muthaf***a.""Bill",  a  technical  writer  and  Houston,  TX native, said he hopes that ending  the  beef  will 50 Cent will set an example for the kids. "Although Fifty is cowering like the little beeatch that he is, I see this as a real opportunity  to show the power of how two complete strangers can bury their differences  even  when  one had no idea who the other one was. This is one small  step  for man and one giant leap for the kids, who I believe are our future. My prerogative from here on out is to teach them well and show them the  beauty that's inside of all of us. That's the greatest love of all and I  will  always love them for that."  Adding, "Fifty and I are proving that real situations and real problems can be solved with real talk, even though I've  never spoken directly to the man in my life. This can also be seen as a  big  step for my organization, Black Wall Street® (a joint subsidiary of Viacom,  Clear  Channel  and  40  Foot  Buffet,  Inc)  in terms of  making a difference.  Maybe  we  can help save some lives -- the way rap music saved mine."Earlier  this week, 50 Cent said the publicity surrounding his  high-profile battles,  while it may help his album sales, "hurts all my other ventures," including  his G-Unit clothing sales, tennis shoe deal with Reebok,  line of beverages,  pet  sitting  service,  lawn  maintenance company, bakery, tire repair shop, dry cleaners, taqueria chain and newspaper route. "I make  more money away from music than I do from music," he said.
 
"Bill",  who  currently has no endorsement deals but is open to any offers, especially   from  In-N-Out  Burger  or  Krispy  Kreme,  countered Fifty's "bitching  and  moaning"  by  retorting,  "boo-hoo-hoo,  you're breaking my heart.   If you think thinly veiled threats from a complete unknown are bad for business, try working in a cube for 45+ hours a week and spending about 90    minutes   a   day   sitting   in   traffic.   Then   we   can talk, beeatchmufllagerslammishizzleuffaluffagus."
If  you  are  a representative from In-N-Out, Krispy Kreme or a B to D  list celebrity  looking  to  increase  your media exposure with a feud with Bill and/or Terry, contact us at fortyfootbuffet@yahoo.

 
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