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SUMMER MOVIES YOU WON'T SOON SEE: 2K5   PDF  Print  E-mail 
by Jon Wolanske

Herbie: Way Too Fully Loaded

In which a drunk driver confesses to the police that it's her car--not her--whose the one responsible for her erratic road behavior.

Mr. & Mrs. Morgenstern
In which a tired husband and wife going through marital problems discover they are competing real estate agents.

Brown Water
In which a new tenant discovers her landlord will never ever replace her rusted-out kitchen pipes.

Funeral Crashers Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn prey upon recent widows--proving that where there's a dead husband there's a killer smile.

Batman Reconsiders In which--offered another shot at a franchise--the Caped Crusader instead opts for a weekend house in the Hamptons and workouts involving Haagen Dasz and "G-String Divas."

Rapunzel Man Russell Crowe is a dreadlocked welterweight attempting to win the championship belt.

The Longest Yard and the Shortest Yard Are Really The Same Thing The first truly educational Adam Sandler film in which the comic actor--through a series of mathmatical trials--demonstrates the hilarious and farty aspects of data collection.


 
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