Consider the following three quotes:

'The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow.'� - Mark Twain from Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World

'Tragedy plus time equals comedy.'� - Alan Alda's character in Crimes and Misdemeanors

'There is no gap between comedy and tragedy.' - Jerry Lewis

Given the above, see if you can determine which of the following is the name of an actual sketch comedy group and which is an unfortunate event. The first 17 readers to respond with the correct answers to fortyfootbuffet@yahoo.com will receive a DVD box set of Jerry Lewis movies and French citizenship.

1. Sex, Lies and Asparagus

2. Flaming Box of Stuff

3. Stick in the Eye

4. Raining Anvils

5. Bald Face Lie

6. Killing My Lobster

7. Blind Robots

8. Below the Belt

9. Anton Chekov's Bastard Child

10. All Over Itch

11. Uphill Both Ways

12. Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie

13. Kasper Hauser

14. Out of Toilet Paper

15. French Citizenship  

Answers will be provided in the next column.