It's unknown to this author if the guys behind the scenes at KML knew that the guy they hired (this author) for web updates (like this one) was such the incredible geek that he is.  When not posting sites about software and hardware hacking, or sites about cartoons, he's posting sites about a program that tries to guess the 'Animal, Vegetable, Mineral, Other, or Unknown' that you're thinking of.  Well, it may not be funny but it's totally friggin' AWESOME! 

Check it out!