40 Foot Buffet: Human Body Part or MP3 Player?

 This week test your knowledge on human anatomy and portable entertainment technology.  The first five readers to send correct answers to fortyfootbuffet@yahoo.com will receive the body part of their choice, while supplies last. We’ve received a large shipment of cadavers from a reader in Georgia and we need to get rid of them before the Feds catch up with us. Sorry, all vital organs have already been taken.

1. Xiphoid

2. Palmar Digital

3. Chiba

4. Eigen

5. Lyra

6. Rodilla

7. Ileum

8. Pons

9. Basal Ganglia

10. Yepp

11. Vernix

Bonus question: Which of the above is also the name of a gothic rock band?

Answers will be provided in the next column.

If you have any recipes for organs that will go well with fava beans and a nice Chianti, please let us know at fortyfootbuffet@yahoo.com