Do you lie awake at night worrying that you are alone in your fetish for
indulgent, over-sized, environment-destroying SUV’s? Well, worry no more - you are not alone! And, boy, have we found the site for you. Check out: www.IHumpedYourHummer.com and enjoy user-submitted videos of people humping unsuspecting Hummers. While the videos make for hilarious environmental statements, they also raise many questions, like, how do the Hummers feel afterward? Is Hummer humping an unhealthy escalation from thinking RAV4’s are cute?  How important is foreplay? Is it possible to contract a sexually transmitted disease from a Hummer? And the final question: Is that magnaflow stainless cat back exhaust with dual tips in your pocket or are you just happy to see my Hummer?