Has the debate over whether or not Justin Timberlake was successful in bringing sexy back been settled? To be honest, we weren’t even aware that someone had taken sexy away. Did Justin take it away? Did he take it without asking? Was he renting it? Did he bring it back on time or did he have to pay a hefty late fee?  Either way, here is our list of items we wish Justin Timberlake would bring back and some things we are glad he has not announced he will be bringing back.

Things We Wish Justin Timberlake Would Bring Back

James Brown
Get Smart
The Run-and-Shoot Offense
Leisure suits with matching scarves
Phil Hartman
January through September 1993, which was a highly rocking period of time for Terry
The Sears Christmas Wish Book
Hi-Karate cologne
Flappers
The inkwell
Mayor McCheese
CBGB
Short NBA shorts
My Bonnie
The casserole dish I left at his house last month
The excitement right before eating a piece of Kahlua Cocoa Coffee cheesecake

Things We Are Glad Justin Timberlake Has Not Announced He Will Be Bringing Back

My high school acne
Bubonic plague
Milli Vanilli
The Ford Pinto
The rule of the Hapsburg Family
August 1999, a particular sucky time for Terry
The sense of dread when opening a letter from the IRS
Steak ‘Ums
Knotts Landing
The Reagan Revolution
Pauley Shore
The extreme nausea and guilt from eating the entire Kahlua Cocoa Coffee cheesecake rather than just one piece