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40 Foot Buffet: Bad Office Communication Poetry
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 Each poem has been taken directly from an actual office communication. Authors will remain anonymous so that my beloved stapler, trusty calculator, and chair are not stolen, smashed or has all of its screws removed.
#1: Net 30 Days
PLEASE
stay on top of this issue
to make sure all past due invoices
are handled Net 30 days.
The next step is the account will go on
HOLD
until past due balances are cleared.
This will then be out of my
HANDS.
Things are not running smoothly
now that Tracy O'Conner is no
LONGER
with the company
but hope things will improve.
Thanks for your time in this matter.
Penny
#2: Here¢s What I Pulled Out of the Recycling Bin Today
OK,
here's
what
I pulled
out of
the recycling
bin today:
*Banana peel
*Used, wet tea bag
*Empty toner cartridge
These items are
Non-recyclable
and therefore belong
in the garbage bins
located under the coffee pot area.
The
recycling
bins are
those located
under the
microwave.
Please note that
not all
plastics
and other types of containers
are recyclable.
If you are unsure,
look at the bottom of the container
for the triangle symbol
indicating the grade of recycling.
If the
triangle symbol
is missing,
then the
item belongs
to garbage.
Thank
Y
o
u.
#3: New Color Palette
New colors
PMS 3145
PMS 1205
Other colors
PMS 302
PMS 312
PMS 401
PMS 116
PMS 2707
PMS 431
Note
PMS 137
PMS 7500
PMS 193
Will no longer
be used
#4: Out of the Office
I will be out of the office
starting
01/26/2007
and will not return
until
02/01/2007.
While traveling,
I will have limited access to e-mails.
Please call me
on my cell phone
(583-431-6509)
if your matter is . . . urgent.
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